In the midst of the current efforts of the populace to winnow down the presidential hopefuls to one from each party, one and half once the vice presidential candidate is added to the ticket, I offer myself as a possible alternative choice for President of These United States. I will run as a member of the Write-In party. I will use big words like populace and winnow in order to sound more intelligent than I, perhaps, actually am. I am tall enough that I will not need a platform and, thus, will not take up your time telling you about the planks. I am an ideal candidate because I am too busy with my regular work to get the country into much trouble. Much more trouble anyway.
I am running for president and I approved this message.
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I have always admired your platform, or lack of one and therefore, I second this motion.
I often said I needed a wiser party, before I'd join. Consider me a charter member of the Smart Party
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