Survey says......

(My answers are not nearly as fun as Em's!)

1. What’s the last thing you put in your mouth?
Beer washing down salad. Obviously I’m a health nut.

2. What does your last incoming text say?
Your Attention Is Required

3. The last song you listened to?
Every Breath You Take by the Police. There was something playing on my husband’s favorite radio station on the way home from the bar, but the question specifically said, “listened to.”

4. Where is your best friend right now?
Can’t pick a single best friend. One is in Pennsylvania, couple in Michigan and one is in the other room doing his own quiz answers.

5. What did you do yesterday?
Watched old movies, read, drank coffee.

6. Pick a scar on your body. Where’d it come from?
Too many scars and too many stories to list them all here.

7. What do you really think happened to Steve on Blues Clues?
Something happened to Steve on Blues Clues?

8. If you could change your name to anything what would it be?
Queen Elizabeth III

9. What would you say if a guy told you, you were the most beautiful person in the world?
I hear that all day long and my response is always, thank you. I try to be gracious.

11.How often do you curse?
Whenever I can get maximum laughter out of it. Or when I’m by myself in the car. Or when I’m with someone else in the car.

12. Do you trust all of your friends?
Not really because, apparently, one of them stole question 10.

13. Would you move to another state or country to be with the one you love?
For a long weekend, sure.

14. Have you ever talked on the phone while in the shower?
No, but while I’m on the phone I sometimes imagine I’m taking a shower.

15. Which one of your friends do you think would make the best prostitute.
Depends on your definition of best.

16. Are you afraid of falling in love?
Why, are you afraid of loving me?

17. Is there someone that popped in your mind after that question?
Yes, but he popped out again so fast I didn’t see his face.

18. How many kids do you want to have?
Just finished that beer and salad, too full to have any right now. Maybe later?

19. Would you make a good parent?
Sure unless there were children involved.

20. Where was your default picture taken?
Probably to a deep dark cave where it’s been left to fend for itself.

21. Honestly, what’s on your mind right now?
How many more questions there are in this quiz.

22. If you could go back in time and change something, what would it be?
Election results approximately 7 years 2 months ago.

23. What are you wearing right now?
A tiara. See answer for question 8.

24. Right or left?
Right where I left it.

25. Can you make a dollar in change right now?
No, but perhaps one of my staff can help you.

26. Have you had a sore throat?
I knew there would be a trick question. I had one, but it went away.

27. Who knows you the best?
See answer for question 15.

28. Do you wear contact lenses or glasses?
Not contacts and I only wore a wine glass on my head once. Really.

29. Ever been to Mexico?
I’ve made it a point to stay as far away from Mexico as possible.

30. Last thing that made you laugh out loud?
Reading what others wrote on this survey.

31. Would you show your boobs to a midget on roller skates?
In public they are referred to as staff, not boobs, and if they want to let a midget on roller skates see them, that’s fine, as long as they bring back my mocha latte with an espresso shot in a timely fashion.

32. Did you miss anyone yesterday?
No, I got every one I aimed for.

33. Last person to lay in your bed?
Any man who would lie to a woman in her bed is just a scum sucking b’tard. Oh, LAY.

34. What are your plans for the weekend?
Watching the Super Bowl commercials!

35. Who do you think will repost this?
Only someone very, very witty. Or very, very bored.